oh you sexy thang
Okay so I got meself a new phone and oh it's goddamn beautiful. And when I say that I'm not actually bragging, but I'm actually seriously still in awe of how pretty the phone is, the designers at Sony Ericsson really know their shit. It ain't too comfortable, cause the navigation keypad feels like a baby's nipples and the buttons are so teeny weenie that you just jam your fingers in them blindly not knowing where you're going. But hey, it's sexy as hell, and I've fallen in love. I'm talking about the white version though, the black one's nice but it's too mountain-climbing wild outdoors biker chic for me. The white one looks like a limited edition Adidas-Missy Elliot collab.
So anyway I don't know if this entry's supposed to be a product review or what. If it is, all I can say is that the Sony Ericsson W850i is worth the money and unless you have ludicrously fat stubs as fingers, you'd enjoy using this phone. I can't think straight at the moment, it's way too early and I didn't get any sleep last night.
You know those mobile phone commercials that show these cool urban lifestyles of random people that make you feel so warm with envy inside hoping you had their laidback, stress-free smiles, far away from this dreary life...or maybe that's just me. Well anyway I was sitting out on the balcony lighting up and listening to music on the new phone while drinking a nice cup of hot chocolate in a desperate attempt at being more healthy to make up for the cigarettes, and as I sniffed the unpolluted morning air, I realized, well holy crap Annisa, you've been in a cellphone commercial all along, living the cool urban lifestyle so shut the fuck up and quit your whining and I felt so very happy. And I just sat there smiling while my skin absorbed the 8am sunrays and my lungs absorbed the nicotine until I had a coughing fit 10 minutes later and had to go inside for water.
Ten minutes of morning glee is much better than wild animal sex.
My internet is fucked up so let's see if I can post this.
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