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Has anyone seen today's Google logo? It's absolutely laserrific. Lasers are fun, they make you feel dangerously sexy, without the actual danger of potential mutilation. Or maybe I watch too many James Bond films.
When lasers were invented in 1960, they were called "a solution looking for a problem". That's what I have too much of in my head: lasers. Too many solutions and no actual problems and that results in myself creating problems from scratch just so the solutions are adopted and aren't moping around like puppies at the pound. Did that make sense?
In simple form, I'm a full-fledged obsessive compulsive with anxiety issues.
I've gotten too used to preparing myself for when another anxiety attack, well, attacks that it's like a default action in my brain; I gear up for the anxiety attack too much and when it doesn't attack, I'm left with all that emotional ammo and imaginary Kevlar a.k.a. emotional distance and no target to annihilate.
I so often get myself so worked up over milk that hasn't been spilled yet that I get frustrated and spill the milk myself just so I can feel better by mopping up the mess. I create problems because I can't stop making solutions.
It's a fucked up cycle, I know.
How I managed to correlate lasers with mental dysfunction, I'll never know.
You know how Dr. Evil says laser with the squiggly quote fingers and pronounces it "lay-zurr" like it has some double meaning to it? Well everything to me has a double meaning and it fucking sucks because it's fucking exhausting.
I wonder if they can laser-ize that subconscious part of my brain and make me stop.
When lasers were invented in 1960, they were called "a solution looking for a problem". That's what I have too much of in my head: lasers. Too many solutions and no actual problems and that results in myself creating problems from scratch just so the solutions are adopted and aren't moping around like puppies at the pound. Did that make sense?
In simple form, I'm a full-fledged obsessive compulsive with anxiety issues.
I've gotten too used to preparing myself for when another anxiety attack, well, attacks that it's like a default action in my brain; I gear up for the anxiety attack too much and when it doesn't attack, I'm left with all that emotional ammo and imaginary Kevlar a.k.a. emotional distance and no target to annihilate.
I so often get myself so worked up over milk that hasn't been spilled yet that I get frustrated and spill the milk myself just so I can feel better by mopping up the mess. I create problems because I can't stop making solutions.
It's a fucked up cycle, I know.
How I managed to correlate lasers with mental dysfunction, I'll never know.
You know how Dr. Evil says laser with the squiggly quote fingers and pronounces it "lay-zurr" like it has some double meaning to it? Well everything to me has a double meaning and it fucking sucks because it's fucking exhausting.
I wonder if they can laser-ize that subconscious part of my brain and make me stop.
